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It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I’m a monster. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. I hear the jury’s still out on science. I’m a monster.

Good Grief!

Whoa, this guy’s straight? Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Across from where? Marry me. Guy’s a pro.

  • Really? Did nothing cancel?
  • We just call it a sausage.
  • What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”
  • I care deeply for nature.

Top Banana

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Really? Did nothing cancel? I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Steve Holt! I hear the jury’s still out on science.

Meat the Veals

Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. We just call it a sausage.

  1. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.
  2. I care deeply for nature.
  3. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.
Good Grief!

Whoa, this guy’s straight? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. No… but I’d like to be asked!

Mythology Framework

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. No… but I’d like to be asked! I’m afraid I just blue myself. No… but I’d like to be asked! What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

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Back & Front End Customizers

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?

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Guy’s a pro. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Steve Holt!

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Professional Grade

That mortal man should feed upon the creature that feeds his lamp, and, like Stubb, eat him by his own light, as you may say; this seems so outlandish a thing that one must needs go a little into the history and philosophy of it.

It is upon record, that three centuries ago the tongue of the Right Whale was esteemed a great delicacy in France, and commanded large prices there. Also, that in Henry VIIIth’s time, a certain cook of the court obtained a handsome reward for inventing an admirable sauce to be eaten with barbacued porpoises, which, you remember, are a species of whale. Porpoises, indeed, are to this day considered fine eating. The meat is made into balls about the size of billiard balls, and being well seasoned and spiced might be taken for turtle-balls or veal balls. The old monks of Dunfermline were very fond of them. They had a great porpoise grant from the crown.

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